Score: 6

"Meh"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 8

date: February 6, 2004

Like the line says, meh. I think Newgrounds has enough toilet humor, and there's really no need to add to the pile.

Oh, and "A Night at the Roxbury" parody? Pinnacle of originality, my friend.

Score: 9

"Sketchy, but hilarious"

submission: Mr. Ambiguous

date: January 7, 2004

"Go back to Fire Island, fag."

Easily the best quote ever. The animation and sound was a bit rough, but the writing was top-notch, and funnier than 90% of the total shit on NG. Kudos for not having any Counter-Strike jokes.

Score: 10

"Insanely genius-ness-osity"

submission: arfenhouse teh movie too

date: November 11, 2003

But it still made more sense that Fooley-Cooley (FL-CL). That show sucks.

Score: 7

"A good solid dating game"

submission: EVA4 sim date rpg V1.02

date: November 11, 2003

Oh, and people who link to Outwar are bi-curious retards.

Score: 10

"AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!"

submission: Project C : Toast

date: April 13, 2003

EYE VOTEN FIVEN FOR ALLPRO AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

Score: 9

"Very very good!"

submission: TERRAIN: Chapter 1

date: April 9, 2003

Great atmosphere and high interactivity level! Surprised that you actually had to use your brain for this movie, a big departure from most Flash games.

Can't wait for the next installment!

Score: 2

"Who was that supposed to be?"

submission: Chop Up - Terrorist?

date: February 13, 2003

I guess that was supposed to be Bush, but the voice sounded like Clinton and it kind of looked like him, too.

Score: 7

"Too hard"

submission: ::CYBER UF2::

date: February 12, 2003

Why do you have to go into your inventory and take the gun out? That slows down the pace too much and wastes time. Pretty boring too.

Score: 6

"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"

submission: Salute to Gir & Zim

date: February 11, 2003

Newgrounds is in dire need of more Zim cartoons, and more Jhonen Vasquez material in general. The art is very well done (I assume it was all hand-drawn) but the animation needs work.

Score: 8

"I hope she shot herself"

submission: Almost Serious Suicide

date: February 8, 2003

I really wanted to see her kill herself. Although I am still constantly bothered by the fact that there are NO goth chicks that are that sexy. I don't care that squirrels can't talk or that it's just a cartoon, but theres no way no goth out there is that sexy.

Most goth chicks I know have weight disorders (either fat or anorexic) and smoke so much pot that their skin is greasy like crisco.

Anway, great cartoon.